Finally, some REAL help on its way to Iraq…Go, USRSF!!

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There is good news for the fighting forces in Iraq, who are dealing with relentless insurgents. (original author unknown…hat-tip NiceDeb)

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5 . They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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One Response to “Finally, some REAL help on its way to Iraq…Go, USRSF!!”

  1. 1Stix1972 (R-IL) (VRWC)on 29 Nov 2007 at 1:57 pm

    I would hate to be a jihadist right now.

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