Got this in an e-mail today and got a good chuckle out of it. It really could actually have circulated back during the elections itself, like when Obama was first nominated. But I suppose its release AFTER his election, gives it more substance. That final dagger to the kidneys of race card playing victo-crats. So [...]
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Election 2008: The End Of White Guilt… Go Find Another Cause To Whine About
Election 2008: California Proposition 8 Passes And The REAL Haters Emerge
Although, it really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone really. You pretty much had to figure that the moment California’s Proposition 8 was passed, that the “alternative lifestyle” crowd would go bonkers. Already there are at least three lawsuits pending regarding the election outcome, challenging the result. Protests and other public dissent have ensued since [...]
Election 2008 Results: Obama Wins! Dem’s Sweep! And America is Screwed!
Well, in a nutshell, that’s pretty much how it looks. Obama took the White House with a big majority of electoral votes. By popular vote though, he only beat McCain by about 6 million votes. Dem’s now have a pretty sizable lead in the Senate, although the super majority “60″ continues to elude them. Thank [...]
Well, Tomorrow’s The Fateful/Joyous Day: November 4th, Election 2008
And I cringe at the thought of one of the possible outcomes. If that dreaded result arises, America will make DOUBLE history. Not only will the first Black be elected President of the United States. That point of which, I have no problem with. But America will have elected (for some ungodly reason) a socialist, [...]
Campaign Expense Hypocrisy: Palin And Obama
“The RNC Spent $150k on clothes for Palin!” the headlines screamed in one form or another. “The Empresses new clothes!” is pretty much what the media’s cry amounted to. Yeah, the Republican National Convention did in fact spend about $148K, in new designer clothes for Gov. Sarah Palin. Supposedly, to dress her up a bit [...]
Politico Explains Why McCain Is Getting Hosed In The Press: Too Funny
I swear, I was laughing so hard, I practically feel out of my chair when I read this article. What started with an explanation of McCain’s troubles with the press, quickly turned into a “media’s self pronouncement” of unilateral non-partisanship. Or in other words, “We journalists aren’t biased… nyah!” You’ve really got to read the [...]
With All That’s Out There I Can’t Believe That People Are Still FOR Obama
It’s truly amazing really. How a guy like Obama could con so many people into believing, in the well-worn spiel of “change.” It’s surprising that something like the promise of “change,” coming from a politician, and had been used not 50 years ago by Fidel Castro, still works. Yeah, I hate to have to break [...]
“Joe The Career Politician” Biden Gets Owned By WFTV Reporter Barbra West
Out-Freaking-Standing! Yes, it actually happened! Someone forewent the candy-a$$ed softballing of the anointed one’s campaign! Not that it surprises any of us really. No wonder the Obama Camp keeps this guy under wraps. He truly is “The Mobile Gaffe Machine” that we expected. Obam-ites can say all they want about “Joe the Plumber.” Stuff about [...]
Obama’s Illegal Campaign Funding: If Only The World Could Vote
Looks like Obama is pulling in some serious campaign dollars. Over $600 million so far. Most of which, seems to be coming from “small” contributors. Under $200 a pop batches. It takes an awful lot of people to do that. Perhaps, as is being considered, more people than are actually in the Obama camp here [...]
E-Mail: Do you know how to catch wild pigs? A.K.A. Socialism
I’m sure the vast majority of us have seen this e-mail. The one that describes how to catch wild pigs. Not by hunting or some such. But by continually giving them free stuff until they’re so used to it, they don’t see the gate close behind them. At least, until it’s too late. There’s been [...]
Ifill Blows Media’s Best Chance For Credibility Recovery
Well, at least in my opinion, by choosing to accept the position she did. But the choice by the Debate committee to utilize her as a moderator in the first place goes beyond all comprehension anyways. So what else is new, right?
But Ifill missed one of the best opportunities media has ever had, to restore [...]
Race Cards In Election 2008: USAToday’s Beyond Black And White
So, according to the ABCNews/Columbia University polling results, which are listed front page and ‘above the fold’ in today’s USAToday, race is still an issue in modern elections. You all remember Columbia University don’t you? The “let’s invite a tyrannical madman of a dictator over for tea and conversation,” University. Their results conjure in me [...]
Left Losing Ground: Palin Witch Trials Unraveling
Just got this today from ALG. And it looks like the Palin bunch has good reason to have called for the end of the “inquisition” being pressed upon her. Turns out, the Obam-ites are the root cause of the overrated “Trooper-gate” investigation. And less surprisingly, it had been planned for some time.
“Tainted investigation,” is a [...]
Pick A Poll, Any Poll: McCain Palin Lead Them All
CNN has finally come face to face with reality of REAL life. Unlike that utopia crap they’ve been living in, in their own minds. That not only has the Obamassiah’s “Hope & Change” train stalled in it’s tracks, but has now begun to grind into reverse gear. And now, they’ve had no choice but to [...]
Jamie Lynn Pregnancy Celebrated: Palin’s Daughter A Detriment?
I guess it’s okay in the media’s eyes, for a sixteen year old sister of a deranged-life pop star to get knocked up. But seventeen year old Bristol, the daughter of a Governor with a very successful executive track record in her short tenure, is somehow a serious scandal. The ramifications of which, (at least [...]
Bill Maher: Media Is Bent-Over For Obama
You just gotta know something is going terribly wrong, when liberalista political commentators pause to make mention of the overt media bias. That’s just unheard of in this day and age. Bill Maher, who is in no way to be considered even remotely centrist, comes to mind in this extremely rare instance. Maher, during his [...]
Obama May Be Screwed: McCain Chooses Sarah Palin For VP Ticket
Yes, apparently the presumed 2008 GOP Presidential Candidate John McCain has chosen Alaskan Governess Sarah Palin to be his Vice Presidential running mate. Where as Obama at one time had the opportunity to secure a goodly portion of the female vote had he chose Hillary. His “feel good train” could now suffer a dramatic derailment, [...]
Revisiting The Illegal Immigration Issue
With the Republican hopes of victory pretty much hanging on the success of John McCain, I believe it’s time to revisit the issue of illegal immigration. I bring this up as McCain was a co-sponsor of the 2007 Immigration Reform Act. Or better known as the Amnesty Bill. Fortunately, enough people found out what the [...]
“Never Interrupt Your Enemies…”: The DNC And Unity
Or serious lack there of. So, they’ve now paraded out Obama’s wife Michelle, (complete with kids) because no one really ‘knows’ her. They’ve had Ted “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy give a “Lion in Winter” speech. And Hillary ‘didn’t approve’ of the McCain campaign ad citing her disapproval of Obama. But now she’s pushing FOR him. And Obama [...]
Democrats Find Jesus…
After decades of keeping Christmas trees from terrorizing school children, the Democrats are grudgingly admitting that there might be something bigger than Obama out there.
There are four interfaith services scheduled at DNC ‘08, compared to one in 2004. They’re even having a-gasp!-blessing given at the beginning and end of each evening.
After John Kerry got his [...]
Scaredy Saint
His Holiness the Obama may be able to induce fits of swooning in the stoned European multitudes but he’s still afraid of meeting John McCain in front of normal Americans.
The Obama campaign is blessed with good fortune the likes of which I have never seen. He could send staffers out to buy lottery tickets in [...]
Madam Speaker, Let’s Vote On H.R.6566
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is refusing to send a bill (H.R. 6566) to the floor of the House for a vote that, if passed, will remove the ban on exploration and drilling in all the areas with the most potential. Why is she doing this? Because there are enough Democrats in the [...]
The Screechy & Chubby Show
Oh-oh kids, you are so busted! The Chief Spaz at the Democratic National Committee has told The Madame and The Saint to play nice for the sake of the party.
Howard Dean has apparently never met Mrs. Clinton. Or himself, for that matter.
It’s a little weird for a man whose signature moment as candidate was a [...]
The Exterminator
It’s always nice to see another commie go by the wayside, isn’t it? While the resignation of Fidel Castro’s corpse is sure to bring about some tears in Tehran, Pyongyang and Hollywood, the sane world is more than happy to see him off to retirement at Fascist Prick Acres.
Castro has been around since before I [...]
John McCain And The Republican Party
Have you noticed how the media seems to have selected a Republican nominee, Sen. John McCain? It is also apparent that you should not know the John McCain of last year, and the year before that, and the year before that. If the media thought that it was important, they would have told you by [...]
The Political Vending Machine
“I’m going to go to the lunch room and pick a president…”
Voter 1: “Let’s see, what do I want today?”
Voter 2: “I keep saying that I’m going to try something different then I end up picking the same thing.”
Voter 1: “I know what you mean. Hey, look, they repackaged the Clinton again! That’s like the [...]
Political Season Underway in WYOMING!!!
The first Saturday of the year 2008 the Wyoming Republican Party did something historic and chose the first delegates in the Presidential nomination process. I also did something historic and attended my first Republican County Convention and had the privilege of being brought from the depths of an alternate voting delegate to the position of [...]
The First Tooth Is Pulled
Our long national nightmare, aka “The Early 2008 Primary Season”, finally gets under way with some actual voting tonight. Michelle Malkin, Wake Up America and A Newt One have already done the heavy lifting on the speculation derby leading up to the circuses caucuses. I’ll just weigh in with my two cents which isn’t worth [...]
Down In Dem Dumps
By this point Nancy Pelosi (D-Zero Accomplishments) probably wishes she’d spent the year at home watching the weekly fur-thong/bestiality parades in San Francisco. She finishes the year having accomplished nothing more than providing 1-800-FLOWERS greater access to the Speaker of the House of Representatives.
Today, Grandma Nan is taking it from more angles than a double-jointed [...]
A Bad Blessing For Pastor Mike
Here we are finishing up Week One of the Mike Huckabee (R-Um, Kind Of) juggernaut and he’s already surrounded by so many red flags that it’s hard to see his folksy grin. Of course, the red flags are only visible to discerning, real Republican voters who would rather win in the general election than make [...]
The Mitt Fit
Finally, Mitt Romney (R-Sort Of) gave his “Oh crap I’m falling behind!” “Mormon” speech to clear up his position regarding the influence of one’s religion on presidential decision making. This is Romney, remember, so his position on the subject could change after some careful consideration.
For those of you that missed the speech, let me summarize:
“Hey, [...]
Insanity’s Poster Boy
Congress may have returned to work for an abbreviated session but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Lobotomy) made sure he brought his long-term stupidity with him.
The increasingly irrelevant Reid appears to be indefatigable in his pursuit of disaster in Iraq. Reid has decided there is no news coming out of Iraq other than what’s written [...]
What Fred Said
There was a time, long before things like September 11th, climate hysteria and Hillary Clinton’s disturbing pant suits of androgyny when I wouldn’t seriously listen to a presidential candidate who didn’t talk about overhauling the tax code. (Can I get a little Jack Kemp “Amen!” in here?)Republican candidates have, at best, been paying a small [...]
Dear Hillobamaedwards: Socialism Still Sucks
American politics has taken some weird turns in the past several years. The two dominant parties, once defined by clear core principles, have now become defined by their reigning personalities. Whenever it gets brought up around my oh-so-tolerant entertainment industry colleagues that I’m a Republican the first thing I usually hear is, “So you like [...]
Lady Gets The Vapors
My, my…what a difference a fortnight makes. Prior to Halloween, Madame Fright had a seemingly untouchable lead over her rival Democrats. The whole thing had become so laughable that they were still letting Dennis Kucinich (D-Nowhere) hang around to play chimp to Hillary’s organ grinder.
By now we all know what happened in the Philadelphia debate: [...]

