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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting
a rest.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
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The butcher backed up into the meat [...]

Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS : [...]

As most people with half a brain believed that Saddam Hussein had WMDs.  But we came to find out he never had the stock piles of WMDs laying around like we thought.  Every intelligent agency in the world, if you can call them intelligent, believed he had WMDs.  Well, it comes out that Saddam wanted [...]

It is true that I want John McCain stopped. And, between McPain… I mean McCain… and Romney it would be Romney that is closer to the principles of a conservative when choosing a presidential candidate for the GOP.
But, this is not to say I endorse Mitt the Malleable, either. The puzzle about Mitt is which [...]

Fox News gives us some details of Senator Jim DeMint’s (R, S.C.) efforts to revoke Federal funding that flows into the town of Berkley, California over their recent decision to throw out military recruiters from within the confines of the city.

U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., says the City of Berkeley, Calif., no longer deserves federal [...]

I’ve often wondered, as I have even mentioned on occasion in some of my articles, exactly just how prepared are we, for another devastating attack here in America. It’s a very legitimate question when you consider all the factors involved. Items such as the gutting of the border fence that was in the 9/11 commissions [...]

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western> town one day. He’d been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of hiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his
  old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing
  some of the [...]

~Snooper~
Whip it out in the voting booth on Super Tuesday (hat tips: Hugh Hewitt and Dan Riehl).

Support amnesty or rewards for illegal aliens
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Oppose oil exploration in the US
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Tax gas 50 cents a gallon more for global warming
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Restrict freedom of speech during elections
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Oppose Bush tax cuts
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Close Gitmo, prosecute POWs in U.S. courts
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Surrender Iraq to Iran
Yes
Yes
No
No

Vote accordingly.
Swiped [...]

Comedian Al Franken is running for the U.S. Senate seat from Minnesota, this the media is happy to report. But, for some unexplainable reason, the media isn’t so interested in reporting Franken’s odd behavior. It seems that an ungovernable rage is always just under the surface with Franken, a rage that has several times broken [...]

First term Kentucky House member Tim Moore (R, Elizabethtown) tried to start a debate on the efficacy of Kentucky’s prevailing-wage laws last week, but union flacks on the floor of the Commonwealth’s House would have none of it. He was quickly shut down when he tried to re-visit the idea of whether or not contractors [...]

Announcing the National Heroes Tour!  
 
Vets for Freedom Members,
Vets for Freedom is proud to announce the National Heroes Tour, a coast-to-coast bus tour aimed at honoring America’s veterans, active troops and their families.
The bus tour kicks off in San Diego on March 14 and will include 22 stops in 16 states over three weeks, culminating on [...]