Obie Gets Bitch-Slapped

Barack Obama has had a rough fourteen or so hours. Less than one day ago, Obama was on the verge of coronation, canonization and a retroactive immaculate conception certificate for his mother. Even pundits on the right were gushing like schoolgirls about feeling the momentum and energy from Obama supporters. It was rumored that he hadn’t eaten for a week, subsisting solely on the pure joy of his awesome Obamaness. His feet had touched the ground just three times since Iowa and that only happened when he had to give free health care to cute kids and their puppies. But his saintly glide through meadows of change and hope also did the one thing that has derailed far wiser and scrappier men than he:

It pissed off Hillary Clinton.

The Madame has been reinventing The Woman Scorned for a couple of decades now. Obama made her so angry that she had her staff whip up some tears for her to display during one of her manufactured and calculated moments of spontaneous humanity. Hillary’s never so dangerous as when she pretends to be one of us.

The Mrs. and her life partner Bill are the James Bond of politics, escaping what seems to be certain death so many times it becomes almost comical. I’ve spent years tempering the enthusiasm of my friends whenever it seemed like the political landscape would finally be rid of the Clintons yet I even began to get caught up in it this time. I’ve learned my lesson.

Cures for cancer and Al Gore’s hypocrisy will be found before we’re free from the Clinton plague. Sometimes I’m afraid of what she’ll do if she loses. You see, my hopeful friends, she’s not going to go away just because the voting public tells her to.

Hillary Clinton certainly has plenty of problems ahead because, as I wrote yesterday, she’s still Hillary Clinton. Many on the left are finally beginning to understand that she doesn’t have a genuine bone in her body. She admitted as much during her victory speech last night when she said she’d finally found her voice while in New Hampshire. Whose voice was she speaking to us with before that? Whichever one the polls necessitated that day. And so it will go on.

Now that Obama has been temporarily pulled off the fast track to perfection he’s showing some tarnish on the halo. Michelle Malkin writes today that Obama is threatening to “take it to” Hillary just like she “takes it to” him. He even tries to throw down a little Chicago street cred, which doesn’t seem to be audaciously hopeful at all. It would seem that by “change” Obama means “doing the same thing others have been doing for a long time”. But he says it with a nice smile so it all just seems so wonderful, don’t you think?

The real victim in this looming nastiest will, of course, be Fluffy Edwards. Millions of poor people will now lose out on the chance to be saved by him and his Blow Dryer of Justice.

Cross posted at America Needs Me and Real Clear Politics ( VOTE for it!)

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