IT’S ALMOST HERE!!!

The most anticipated literary achievement since Shakespeare sonnetized his plays.  The most long awaited metrical composition of the millennia, sure to go down in the annals of history as a successor to Dante’s Comedia.  Not since Longfellow has a poet of such breadth and depth of soul been brought to the fore.  Soon, the children’s book The Fib:  A Wordy Tale, a literary masterpiece, can soon be yours!

Even now, these precious pages are being safely cradled in the womb of an enormous luxury line, (possibly the QE 2) where it will make its berth in the world’s most largest port at Long Beach, California.

In just days, it will then take a ride on the legendary Bullet Train to America’s economic nerve center, Shreveport, Louisiana.

From there it will be taken to the sprawling metropolis of Jackson, Mississippi on America’s answer to Canada’s mythical pony express, THE BIG RIG.  That’s a big Ten Four Good Buddies!

The projected date of arrival in Jackson is March 16th, just nine days short of the maestro’s (Bill Wilson’s) 19th 29th birthday.  Help make this his best 29th birthday by ordering your copy of The Fib:  A Wordy Tale.

WARNING!!!

Before you buy this book, be aware that The President of the American Library Council has demanded that the corporate offices of Pippin & Maxx issue this warning to all parents.

Should you choose to ignore this warning, you can go to pippinandmaxx.com to order your copy of

THE FIB:  A WORDY TALE.