By Attila Honey

The Barackumentary. I came up with that so before 10,000 people said they did too, at least I made it look cool. I can’t say I’m good with directions so I would need a GPS to find the West Wing. But it’s the end of the year and we’ll start seeing daily reports on what Barack Obama has accomplished in the first year of his Presidency. I am not referring to The Daily Report with Jon Stewart- comedy that screams of funding by the DNC. We should be happy that Barack Obama’s signature legislation has pushed us closer to Socialism as now we’ll have warmer relations with Russia. Cold Wars are so draining with global warming, n’est pas?

The Barackumentary. Imagine a complete one hour documentary on a President whose best clips include golfing, his failed attempt to secure the 2016 summer Olympics for Chicago instead of dealing with the issue of sending more troops to Afghanistan, an lgnoble Peace prize, David Letterman interviews, and making the cover of every magazine from Highlights to Rolling Stone. Seriously, he made the cover of Wine Aficionado. Imagine Bush on that one.

I remember asking a white lady as to why she was voting for Obama. She replied, “I’m tired of seeing stuffy white guys in the Oval Office”. This has always been about color. In this case, a black man with no executive experience who has the charisma and charm to rally crowds like a black preacher (Reverend Wright having no influence on his life) and wanting to spread the wealth. My favorite Obama supporter comment was, “Yeah, he’s too liberal for me. He’s not a liberal-he’s a Democrat!” Well, that sure makes sense if you’ve lived your life standing on your head!

As the world turns, the Barackubama of Barack and Roll -  just three more years, thank God!

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