What do you think of a 2012 Mayan End of the World Swimsuit Edition Calendar? Ok, I’m getting ahead of myself. The end of the world is coming, according to many a sacred book, and I’m not referring to anything written by Oral Roberts. No, the Mayans predicted in their somewhat different mesa American system of keeping track of time, commonly referred to as a ‘calendar,’ that 2012 will be the end of the world. I’m not sure we can do much about the world ending though Sheryl Crows’ mind-bending notion of proposing a limitation on how many squares of toilet paper at one sitting could give us an extra year or two to save this planet.
Let us consider the possibilities of the end of the world being in 2012- the year Barack Obama is up for re-election and I think after the first four, the Mayans are looking pretty savvy. I know all of you out there who voted for him and gush when you see him hugging as much as you can get an arm around Oprah – are probably angry. You thought the Mayans would have pegged it as 2008 when Dubbaya left office. Well C’la vie, the world continued and now – not only can Obama blame everything on Bush, he has to contend with the Mayan 2012 prediction. I’m surprised between saving the world and posing for magazines, he has time to golf more than Tiger Woods these days.
Here is my proposal for those pesky ‘end-of-the-worlders’: Let’s not try and save the planet one piece of toilet paper at a time. Let”s do what Americans (of the non-socialist ilk) do best. Let’s make money off the end of the world.
I propose a 2012 Mayan End of the World Swimsuit Calendar.
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